Fun fact… Andrew Bynum will go down as the youngest player ever to play in the NBA (18 years 6 days) and it’s also his birthday today.
I remember being high up as a Laker’s fan that Bynum would be the next Shaq and that order would be restored in Laker Land when they drafted him 10th overall in the 2005 NBA Draft. Instead, he left us with one decent highlight:
& a blueprint for what NOT to ask for at Supercuts.
Okay… if you dress up as the joker for Halloween I DEFINITELY don’t like you. My friends and I went out to Ballast Point in Long Beach last night for a birthday party and saw a lot of people dressed in Halloween costumes. So many dressed like this fucking guy below.
SERIOUSLY? One of the best holidays of the year and you’re going to dress like the that? It’s just NOT ORIGINAL at all. I know I could never be friends with someone who spends this much time on makeup with the delusion they’re going to meet a lady and bring her back to their place…
Joker’s Brain
Joker: Hey, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Wow, yes.. you look so amazing
Joker: Thanks, it took me 3 hours to do my face but I think it’s spot on
Girl: Maybe we can head back to your place and I can help you take it off..
REALITY
Joker: Hey, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Get the fuck away from me
Let’s leave dressing up as the joker to the fucking professionals is all I’m saying.
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