Month: February 2020

CONFIRMED: The Kia Hamsters Don’t Know How To Fucking Drive

It’s almost been 10 years since the Kia Soul Hamsters were a thing.

Yeah.. you remember now… “You can get with this… or you can get with that”.  I’ve always sucked at symbolism/metaphors but apparently it was a push to position the Kia Soul as an escape from the proverbial hamster wheel.  Whatever… all I know is these hamsters got mad famous and were basically running the streets of LA for a few years.  Hadn’t really made an appearance for 5+ years but I’m pretty sure I spotted these fuckers in the parking lot of my work and can confirm that they are really fucking bad at driving/parking.

Kia Soul Hamster Park Job

Let’s hope the new Kia Soul comes with that smahhhhrt park feature Jim Halpert was selling us on yesterday.

Is My Girlfriend’s Insensitivity To Disabled Persons A Red Flag?

This weekend my girlfriend and I celebrated our one year anniversary.  We also celebrated our roommate/friend’s birthday who caused Zion Williamson’s injury and delayed his debut in the NBA on Saturday with a sports themed party Saturday night.  Instead of trying to cram everything into one weekend, we decided to plan a trip to San Diego in the next few weeks to fully celebrate our anniversary.

One night in bed, Michelle starts looking at hotels and discovers the Hyatt has some good deals on their rooms and it’s right near the Gaslamp area where we’d probably be Friday/Saturday night.

Michelle: Wow.. whoever does the marketing for Hyatt SUCKS!!

Me: What do you mean?

Michelle: This room has a tub but like why the fuck would they market Closed Captioning television?  Like the listing above it says 65″ HD television.. and instead of writing that they write Closed Captioning…it’s like they don’t even know how to write features 

Me: *Looks over and sees that Michelle is looking at this listing..*

ADA Room

Michelle: Lowered shelves… what are we midgets or something? 

Michelle: Wide bathroom doors.. who the fuck needs that? 

Me: Michelle.. you realize that’s an ADA room and it’s for people with special needs or disabled people.

Michelle: