This weekend my girlfriend and I celebrated our one year anniversary. We also celebrated our roommate/friend’s birthday who caused Zion Williamson’s injury and delayed his debut in the NBA on Saturday with a sports themed party Saturday night. Instead of trying to cram everything into one weekend, we decided to plan a trip to San Diego in the next few weeks to fully celebrate our anniversary.
One night in bed, Michelle starts looking at hotels and discovers the Hyatt has some good deals on their rooms and it’s right near the Gaslamp area where we’d probably be Friday/Saturday night.
Michelle: Wow.. whoever does the marketing for Hyatt SUCKS!!
Me: What do you mean?
Michelle: This room has a tub but like why the fuck would they market Closed Captioning television? Like the listing above it says 65″ HD television.. and instead of writing that they write Closed Captioning…it’s like they don’t even know how to write features
Me: *Looks over and sees that Michelle is looking at this listing..*
Michelle: Lowered shelves… what are we midgets or something?
Michelle: Wide bathroom doors.. who the fuck needs that?
Me: Michelle.. you realize that’s an ADA room and it’s for people with special needs or disabled people.
Michelle:
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